I’m proud to announce that I have just entered my 16th year of trying to lose five pounds. Not many fatties have the perseverance to keep trying to lose five pounds, and failing, for 16 consecutive years, but I do. In honor of this milestone, my wife bought me a Jawbone wrist bracelet, which miraculously … Continue reading “Finally, A Sure-Fire Way to Lose Weight”
Author: Nick Hoppe
Nick Hoppe, born into poverty in San Francisco and the son of a former columnist for the local rag, owns several retail stores and restaurants in Northern California, allowing him to have all the food he ever wanted.